He Has A Little List
[Former Guy]
As one day soon to power I’ll rightly be restored
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
For those who dared oppose me my memory’s quite good
They never will be missed — they never will be missed!
There's a thousand nasty newsies who fabricate my flaws —
And weak-kneed pols with tiny hands instead of manly paws
That Kinzinger, I’ll get him soon, with Cheneys young and old,
The ones who come to shake my hand, yet fail to bear much gold —
And those who doubt my privilege claims, of them I must insist —
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
[Chorus]
He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed
[FG]
There’s that penciled-neck guy Schiff, and Raskin’s ugly face
Maggie Haberman’s a monster — I've got her on the list!
And the people who watch Maddow, every one without a trace
They never would be missed — they never would be missed!
The invertebrate who praised me, at every single try
But failed me in the end, Mike Pence you are that guy
Let’s not forget Chris Wallace too, that RINO journalist
I don't think he’d be missed — I'm sure he’d not be missed!
[Chorus]
He's got them on the list — he's got them on the list;
And I don't think they'll be missed — I'm sure they’ll not be missed!
[FG]
And all my Judges far and wide who fail to heed my bid
No lifetime terms to keep — I've got them on the list!
Wayward fellows, foolish men, of them I’ll soon be rid —
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed
Those weak-kneed Govs and staffers, of a compromising kind
Forgot the only rule that really counts is one that’s in my mind
Ducey, Kemp, and Meadows, what side could they be on?
And never mind that nasty Nancy–I’m sure you know she’s -gone
See, it really doesn’t matter who goes upon the list
For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
[Chorus]
You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!
